I loved this – yes, some of it is High Cheese, no doubt, but it is something, better than what we have had in the past. And the comic relief at the very end is dead on. 🙂
In other news, Unit 4 is conducting a very informal survey (via surveyMonkey) of your thoughts and opinions about the first day of school. There are only a few questions; I advise you fill it out once just to get it done, and then do it a second time when you have had a moment to think about the last couple free-form questions.